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    In Switzerland, a jewelry company has made the world's first all-diamond ring. That's right. Even the band is pure diamond. The ring is 150 carats and is valued at $68 MILLION. Better start saving now. Ha!
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    Karma is REAL. This Marine found out his bone marrow matched an anonymous patient who needed a transplant. Even though the process is extremely painful, he agreed to go through with it ... and won a $2.9 MILLION jackpot on a penny slot machine 3 days later.
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    35 years ago, a guy lost his wallet while installing pipes in an attic. He couldn't find it and assumed it fell down inside the wall. Well, last week the house's current owner went up to the attic, found the wallet, and tracked the guy down to return it ...
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    There was no money in the wallet, but he got back his draft card, photos from his Navy days and photos of his girlfriend ... who's now his wife.
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    A woman in Scotland recently had a massive heart attack. She was rushed to the hospital and declared dead ... but 45 minutes later, when her husband said he loved her, she opened her eyes, and now shows no signs of brain damage. THAT'S love. =)
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    There's a new World's Shortest Man. He's a 72-year-old from Nepal who's 1-foot-10-and-a-half inches. The Guinness World Records people say that makes him a full inch shorter than the past record holder.
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    A woman from South Dakota auctioned off this Chicken McNugget that looks remarkably similar to George Washington. Can you see it?
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    A 94-year-old woman in Tampa passed away, so her son provided an obituary to the "Tampa Tribune" ... and used it as an opportunity to BLAST his siblings.
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    There's a hoarder in San Jose who's so messy, you can see the junk in his yard on a Google Maps satellite photo. A local ABC station finally decided to get him some help. He's getting mental health treatment and a two-month cleanup of his property has started.
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    A guy near Memphis just bought a locked safe on eBay for $122.93. The seller didn't have the combination and thought it was empty. The buyer took it to a welder, had it cut open, and found $26,000 in cash inside. He decided NOT to share the money with the seller. Ha!
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    A guy in San Francisco tried to get around a traffic jam by driving his Porsche through wet cement. You can see construction workers trying to get the car out of the cement before it gets stuck there permanently. Moron!
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    Hey, REAL LIFE ... try to be more original. "The Simpsons" did this like two decades ago. In Argentina, a fisherman caught a THREE-EYED FISH. The same thing happened in a "Simpsons" episode in 1990, where a three-eyed mutated fish turned up outside the power plant.
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    This might be the best Jesus sighting yet. 24-year-old Brittany Wampler of Maryland bought an old-school Nintendo on eBay for $31 a few days ago. She was inspecting it after she got it ... and saw an image of Jesus on the top. Can I get an Amen?
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    A 13-year-old Denver girl set eight world records ... in weight lifting. She just got back from the powerlifting nationals in Oklahoma City, where she squatted 143 pounds. She also dead lifts 176 pounds, which is nearly DOUBLE her weight.
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    A woman who was born with no arms just got a job ... as the massage therapist. Her birth defect might've been caused by her mother taking Thalidomide, but it hasn't stopped her from being the only massage therapist in Britain trained to use her feet.
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    This is one of those areas where the government is overstepping its bounds, but then again, if we're not willing to stop being low-class slobs on our own, maybe we DO need to make it illegal. A Lousiana lawmaker wants to make it illegal to wear PJs in public.
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    This 93-pound coonhound named Harbor in Boulder, Colorado has set a new Guinness world record for LONGEST EARS on a living dog ...
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    Harbor's left ear stretches out to 12.25 inches, and his right ear hits 13.5 inches. Overall, that's an ear-span of 25.75 inches.
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    The Charlotte Motor Speedway is now serving funnel cakes covered in bacon. Yummy! lol
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    60-year-old Lauren and 58-year-old David Blair of Henderson, Tennessee are the Guinness World Record holders for ... the most wedding vow renewals. Including their original ceremony, they've now gotten married 100 times!
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    Introducing EXTREME JACUZZI ... that's chillin' in a hot tub hanging from a bridge ...
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    In this case, they're dangling off the Gueuroz Bridge in Switzerland, 130 feet below the bridge and 500 feet above the ground. Would you do it?
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    How cool is this? Brianna Amat was named homecoming queen at halftime of a football game ... then kicked the winning field goal. She's the first girl ever to play on the varsity team at Pinckney Community High School in Pinckney, Michigan.
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    Here's a world record that NO ONE'S ever heard of before: A cat in Worcester, Massachusetts just set the Guinness world record for being the longest-living cat ... WITH TWO FACES!
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    Introducing the REDNECK FIRE ALARM: It wouldn't do much good as a smoke detector ... but would dang sure wake you up if your mobile home caught on fire. LOL
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    Is this really necessary? Someone took this picture at Walgreens. Let's hope they moved the sign from another section of the store in an attempt to be funny. If so ... mission accomplished. Haha!
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    I know we deep fry everything in the south, but really? The Texas State Fair has introduced the world to deep-fried BUBBLEGUM! No, thanks.
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    I love it! Police pulled over a driver who was cruising on the freeway in Canada with a FULL-SIZE REFRIGERATOR in the trunk of his Honda Accord. LOL
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    If you're a guy who makes creepy-looking prosthetic human faces for life-like cemetery headstones, the answer is yes ... the TSA WILL let you take them on board a plane.
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    Don Taylor of Littleton, Colorado says he's, "a nonreligious individual" ... but he was shocked when he saw that vines and branches had grown in the shape of Jesus on the cross ... on a nearby telephone pole.
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    Moron of the Day: Joseph Williamson of Seminole, Florida tried to siphon gas out of his girlfriend's car using AN ELECTRIC LEAF BLOWER. As anyone else would expect, the car exploded!
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    A woman in Mexico made a conjugal visit to her husband in prison ... and got busted trying to smuggle him out of there in a suitcase! He was thrown back in his cell and she was arrested. Charges are pending.
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    This is straight out of a Wile E. Coyote cartoon right here. A woman fell asleep at the wheel on Monday in Jersey City, New Jersey, and she crashed her car into ... the soft, welcoming comfort of a MATTRESS STORE!
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    Why hasn't anyone thought of this before? Deep-fried KOOL-AID balls have hit the county fair circuit, and they're a huge hit!
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    A drunk driver crashed into this home, sent 2 kids flying, then got out of the car and told the father she'd help find his kids ... if he gave her $1,000. Huh?! She was charged with a DUI and leaving the scene.
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    Now THIS is random: These 2 half-brothers never knew each other existed ... until they met by chance on a beach in Hawaii. Pretty cool.
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    A woman in Florida found this seven-foot alligator in her bathroom. The cops think he came in through her doggie door.
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    A drunk driver in South Carolina drove his Subaru through a six-foot-tall chain link fence, through his neighbor's deck ...
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    and into a backyard pool. Ouch!
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    The Postal Service is probably going to have to do a few more rounds of layoffs, so if mail carriers want to keep their jobs, they really shouldn't pull this kind of crap ... pun intended ...
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    In Portland, Oregon, this mailman has been suspended after he was photographed POOPING in someone's bushes on his route. LOL
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    We couldn't make something like this up if we tried. In Charleroi, PA a 2-year-old boy was found wandering on the streets while his mother was ... attending parenting classes ...
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    Protective services took custody of the boy and his four-month-old sister.
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    I just had to share this ... A friend of mine took this picture. It's a sign that hangs in front of a store in Bassfield. LOL
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    There's a woman in Argentina who we don't know much about ... but clearly the universe still has plans for her. She just tried to kill herself by jumping off a 23-story building in Buenos Aires. She fell 330 FEET ... and survived ...
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    Instead of hitting the ground, she landed on the roof and windshield of a taxi. It broke her fall and left her in critical condition ... but alive. She suffered internal bleeding, and broke her hips and ribs ...
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    Fortunately, the cab driver survived it, too. Her 330-foot fall gave him time to look up, see a body falling toward his cab, and get out before she crash landed. Photos courtesy of the Argentina Star
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    Maybe you've seen this picture taken in Louisiana. At first glance, it looks like a gravel road, but if you zoom in ...
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    You'll see that it's a waterway near the Gulf that's so completely covered with dead fish, crabs, stingrays, and eels that it just LOOKS like a road. That's insane!
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    Check out this ridiculous photo from the U.S. Border Control. It's a guy from Mexico who tried to sneak across the border by disguising himself as a seat in a car. Nice try, buddy.
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    Denny Geffre of Long Lake, MN loves putting on his scuba gear and going treasure hunting in lakes all over the state. The good news: He's a pro at finding treasure. The bad news: He clearly isn't ruthless enough for the business ...
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    Denny heard a story on the news about a couple who went out onto Lake Minnetonka to celebrate their engagement ... and lost their $7,000 ring in the water! Denny decided to go hunting for it, and after three days, he FOUND IT ...
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    Then ... like a bad treasure hunter, but a good polite Minnesotan ... he returned it to the couple ... and they gave him a $750 reward. That's it?? 750 bucks??
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    Now, THIS is random ... Alex Voutsinas of Boynton Beach, FL spotted himself in his wife's childhood Disney vacation photo. His wife (Donna) is the girl on the right posing with Smee from "Peter Pan". Alex is in the stroller in the background. What a coinkidink!
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    Introducing SCENTED billboards: There's actually a box mounted on the side of this billboard that blows the scent of smoky barbeque and black pepper about 30 to 50 yards down onto the highway. Yummy! Haha
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    Guatemala just got hit by Tropical Storm Agatha, and the result in the northern part of Guatemala City was a massive sinkhole that supposedly swallowed an entire house, along with a three-story building ...
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    It looks fake ... but it's not. Basically, the storm created massive landslides and underground torrents of water. A lot of soil got moved, and the earth suddenly cracked open.
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    I actually took this one ... This happened on Hwy 98 in front of Hobby Lobby. Anytime you guys see something crazy, take a picture and email it to me. I'll add it to my Random Report gallery. DonLKing@ClearChannel.com
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    51-year-old Yolande Raymond of Tampa, FL passed out at the wheel of her car while driving and crashed into a beauty salon ...
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    Ironically, the accident happened directly underneath a billboard advertising help for victims of car accidents. LOL! We can laugh about it since she's okay and no one else was injured in the crash.
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    Recently, Mary Jo Penkala flew from her home in Calgary to the Caribbean island of St. Lucia. As her plane was flying over the Caribbean, she looked out her window and noticed a massive mushroom cloud over the island of Montserrat ...
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    a VOLCANO ERUPTION! Mary Jo took out her camera and started snapping pictures from 35,000 feet. Then she submitted this one to "National Geographic", and now it's all over the Internet. Pretty cool, huh?
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    Thanks to Michael in Hattiesburg for sending us this one. He saw this car parked at the Front Porch. LOL!
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    The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile recently made an appearance in Mount Pleasant, Wisconsin when its driver got lost and turned down a dead-end street, BUT ...
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    Instead of backing down the entire street, the driver decided to turn the Wienermobile around in a driveway. Well, she accidentally hit the gas instead of the brakes, and CRASHED into the deck and garage this home.
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    Would you want to live on Butt Hole Road? Ha! Yeah, me neither. Up until recently, there was a street in Conisbrough, England by that name ...
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    Tourists were always exposing their backsides to pose for pictures with the street sign ... and a lot of companies refused to make deliveries to houses on Butt Hole Road because they assumed the address was a fake. LOL! The street name has now been changed ...
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    A Hattiesburg woman just crashed her Mercury Grand Marquis into Mark IV Apartments. Her grandson was also in the car, but no one was injured.
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    And you thought YOU were having a bad day? This guy thought he was just driving through a puddle ...
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    Turns out it was a flooded 12-foot crater caused by a broken water main!
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    A road crew was repainting the lines on a street in Devon, England when they came across a big pile of horse manure. As you can see, they just painted over it. LOL!
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    Death-defying air conditioning repair man ...
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    Introducing the Anti-Theft Lunch Bag ...
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    Your co-workers won't steal this sandwich from the break room fridge ...
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    Thanks to loyal listener Rob for this one. It was taken on Hardy Street in Hattiesburg.